Some of my favorite anime fansubs
The Butter End Cakery
This dragon has hoarded cake. Smartest dragon.
Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
makin my way downtown
faces pass and im homebound
What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST
Do you know how hard it would be to not pet that dog the whole plane ride
I would talk to the bomb dog’s handler and ask weird questions.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DO NOT PET
YOU DON’T PUT A DOG IN FRONT OF ME AND TELL ME NOT TO PET IT
So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.
this is the cutest thing ever
ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something. I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this
actually the reason the siren sounds like that is because it’s echoing through the tall buildings of downtown chicago!
jesus, fuck this
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
Science Penguin [x]
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
Best insults of all time
That last line is basically how I sext people.