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zeldathemes

shingeki-no-shinju:

Some of my favorite anime fansubs

7 hours ago on July 29th | J | 101,761 notes
tinyrosemarysparrows:

tordotcom:

thefabulousweirdtrotters:

The Butter End Cakery

This dragon has hoarded cake. Smartest dragon.

punchbuggydragon

tinyrosemarysparrows:

tordotcom:

thefabulousweirdtrotters:

The Butter End Cakery

This dragon has hoarded cake. Smartest dragon.

punchbuggydragon
7 hours ago on July 29th | J | 5,214 notes
thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

7 hours ago on July 29th | J | 190,375 notes

somekindofcontraption:

ohyousillypotato:

rogueshenanigans:

makin my way downtown

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walkin fast

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faces pass and im homebound

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What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST

17 hours ago on July 28th | J | 165,161 notes

pleatedjeans:

via

17 hours ago on July 28th | J | 136,011 notes

reminderofwhereicanfindher:

fezman92:

illbeyourcheapnovelty:

pleatedjeans:

18 Dogs With Very Important Jobs

Do you know how hard it would be to not pet that dog the whole plane ride

I would talk to the bomb dog’s handler and ask weird questions.  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DO NOT PET

YOU DON’T PUT A DOG IN FRONT OF ME AND TELL ME NOT TO PET IT

17 hours ago on July 28th | J | 94,302 notes

ccc0urtney:

thesirensaresingingyourname:

So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.

this is the cutest thing ever

17 hours ago on July 28th | J | 244,657 notes
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magnezone:

kinomatika:

wellmanicuredman:

sextus—empiricus:

sunshien:

ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something.  I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

actually the reason the siren sounds like that is because it’s echoing through the tall buildings of downtown chicago!

jesus, fuck this 

1 day ago on July 28th | J | 89,520 notes

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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1 day ago on July 27th | J | 99,153 notes

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

2 days ago on July 27th | J | 317,114 notes

ally0mazing:

Best insults of all time

2 days ago on July 26th | J | 49,834 notes

corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

2 days ago on July 26th | J | 153,648 notes
jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

2 days ago on July 26th | J | 173,780 notes